Lemme lay out a scenario for you Thugga fans: It’s date night and you decide to take bae to the dollar movies to see the latest Tyler Perry disaster. Unfortunately, the audio in Ratchet Cinemas is jacked up, so everyone on screen sounds like Scooby Doo on lean. Keef’s whole career can be summed up with an emoji too: I just checked my fridge and we’re all out of chances. Are these REALLY the songs y’all are getting hyped off of?Įmojis, emojis, the b**** like to text emojis “He ain’t supposed to be lyrical” “He makes hype music” “He’s not so bad if you give him a chance.” Y’all sure love making excuses for this dude. He flaunted the fact that he could pay ghostwriters for hits - if that’s the case, why did he spend his money on such terrible lyrics? If you’re an egomaniacal millionaire with pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench, why would you not buy the best lyrics possible? He’s paying Jay Z prices for J-Kwon lyrics. Puff spent a career bragging about how he didn’t have to write rhymes, he wrote checks. that he’d acquire some semblance of talent by osmosis. You’d think that by sucking the same rarefied air as legends like the Notorious B.I.G. Your least favorite music mogul has been stealing the spotlight of more talented artists for nearly 25 years. It’s brilliantly lazy, but downright embarrassing. Instead of writing 16 bars, dude would write like 12 and just repeat a bunch of stuff to fill up the extra space. Don’t believe me? Check out his verse from “Still Tippin'”:īack then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on meīack then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me (I said!) Sounds like a thirsty chick on Snapchat.įor a brief, dark time in our country’s history, Mike Jones became the hottest rapper by basically repeating one line over and over again. Journey with me back to 2004, when a mixtape rapper gained popularity by repeating his name a bunch of times and giving out his cell-phone number. I told him I could sum it up in one image: One of my boys asked if I was planning to review Big Sean’s latest album. And his punchlines? “Still rocking Louis Vuitton condom, cause I’m so f***ing in style.” Playa please. Big Sean allegedly has been rapping for a decade, so why is the concept of STAYING ON BEAT still foreign policy to him? He has a weird habit of cramming too many syllables in one bar, then not enough in the next, so his verses are like a raggedy game of Jenga - always two seconds from crumbling into the trash heap. There’s only one artist who consistently raps off beat as much as this guy:ĪKA, your 8-year-old sister’s favorite rapper. When it comes to timing his cadence with the track, homie ain’t even on the wrong page, he’s in a different library.įootage of Silkk in the studio trying to catch the beat: It’s almost like he was intentionally off-beat with every single bar. Like a bow-legged toddler trying to catch a butterfly in the park, Silkk has been unsuccessfully chasing rap beats since 1995, tripping over his feet and falling on his face EVERY SINGLE TIME.
But there’s good news for P - he’s not even the worst rapper in his family! That honor belongs to… Apparently someone told P that RAPPING IN CAPS LOCK is the secret to success, so he spent most of the 90s screaming sewage into our ears. Jay Z and the Roc, Eminem and D12, Nas and the Bravehearts - in most cases, the leader of a rap clique is also its best lyricist, the symbol of excellence for the entire crew. But if Master P is the symbol of excellence for the No Limit Soldiers, it’s no wonder most of ’em went AWOL. Eazy’s flow was really jerky and stilted, like he was reading from one of those malfunctioning teleprompters from the BET Awards. But that doesn’t mean the man wasn’t awful on the mike, cuz Lord knows he was. For the other half who haven’t embarrassed themselves yet, hear your boy out: there’s no question that Eazy is a West Coast rap pioneer who created iconic songs.
I know half of y’all are running to the comments RIGHT NOW to call this list “garbage” for mentioning the name of the beloved Eazy-E.
Instead, let’s look at 10 artists who, unfortunately, have made some sort of a career out of their trash bars.
Now, I’m not talking about wannabe hip-hop celebrities like Kevin Federline or Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP BROTHA) who dropped one terrible album and bowed out. I’m not even talking about one-hit wonders like OT Genasis and Trinidad James who barely have two singles to rub together. Whether it’s a maddeningly lazy delivery, awful lyrics or embarrassing content, I’ve found the 10 worst offenders in rap. I can think of about 17 just from that photo alone.īut to be considered the worst of the worst, it takes a special brand of suck. Of course, there are artists that we may dislike for any number of reasons: Last week on the Books of Face, I was pulled into an interesting convo about what constitutes the worst rapper of all time.
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